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my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)
this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN.
me: yeah i do whats ur pun
this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.
me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today
this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite
todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,
FIRST NAME: The first two letters of your first, middle, and last names
SURNAME: The last two letters of the same names
If you don’t have a middle name or that combination makes no sense, use the first three letters of your first/last name, etc. Don’t worry about overlap.
Your name is NIGAGO ASSHOE and you want a refund
Aclfa dareon
Gooooooooood
Ciroda raoslo
Tyelle Erxare
DAVSTR AVEDER
…ok
LULUPR ASERCZ
Elsaro Lionld
Joalru Ananyn
Your name is GAQUMA ELDAZA and BOY HOW YOU’RE PLEASED WITH THAT.
Itayto Elnada
Your name is Jadysw Rianan and you think that your first name sounds weird
Your name is Meradi Daleon and you think you got it lucky
Your name is NATHAN LAEEIN and you can’t believe how normal your first name is.
Your name is OLJACO IANETE and you rather think your name has been employed by numerous blackroms-for-hire in its existence.
Your name is BIRLIHA CASELL And your last name reminds of you Casey fucking Niestat
Your name is MIAACL ELONON and okay what the FUCK
your name is MAMAHE LAIESS and why the fuck does it sound hawaiian
Your name is SAALES NAISZA and that sounds pretty alright.
Your name is CORAOM LYNEKS, and you cheated a bit.
no but vine famous alphonse elric who has a popular series of vines of ‘a day in the life of my brother ed’
discreetly holding his phone so ed doesn’t see it as theyre walking down the street and a guy walks past them and al says “ed i heard that guy call you short” “WHAT COME BACK YOU HERE YOU PRICK IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF” there’s a lot of shuffling, a man screaming in the background and al crying ‘brother no!’
“ed do it for the vine” “no al” “do it for the vine” “i said no” “do it for the vine” ed does a triple backflip on a railing. al adds dubstep music.
al whispering to the camera “ed really hates milk”. cuts to ed reading, super focused. al hands him a cup “here have some water” “thanks al” ed takes a sip without looking, spits milk all over his book. cuts to al running and screaming with ed chasing him and shouting in the background
“SMACK CAM” ed punches al in the face on instinct. last three seconds are ed apologizing over and over
“hey ed can you eat that hot dog in three seconds? “FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS”
